What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do wives cheat with black guys?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why are we explaining today’s “climate change” as driven by human related “green house” gasses when natural “global warming” pushed sea level up to the “shores” of Topeka with no human contribution or even presence? Is Occam’s Rasor applied?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Man with the Golden Gun

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Have you ever forcibly sucked someone’s dick?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why does Russia and many parts of Eastern Europe strangely have a high percentage of female doctors and physicians (~70%)?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Goldfinger

A View to a Kill

How do you fight the push and pull (manipulation) tactic if you want to win him?

Live and Let Die

Diamonds Are Forever

-All the bad guys are black.

Has anyone ever had sex with their cousin? How did it start, and would you do it again?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

You Only Live Twice

From Russia With Love

What do you do you do if your motorcycle chain snaps while riding on the highway?

-”Ah so!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

You found a love potion, and your friend tried to use it on an attractive popular girl, but he accidentally dropped it on the neighbors dog. Now the dog won't stop following him. How would you help him?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?